"You're Fired Meyer!"

Below is one of the countless reasons I'm happy to have graduated from Florida State instead of that other school to the southeast. Sure, UF is bigger, richer, and as of late sickeningly dominant in everything; but having grown up in the state of Florida, I realized early on that the collective brain of "Gator Nation" is wired a bit differently. Trust me when I say that this kind of toolbag-entitlement behavior is not unusual among their kind (warning: salty language)...