Saturday, October 25, 2008

ESPN Gameday in Durham next week?

Duke 10, Vanderbilt 7.

What's that you say? The Commodores are now on a three-game skid? Funny, I have yet to see a Duke-Vandy highlight today but three weeks ago Chris, Lee and Kirk were ready to perform sinful things upon Bobby Johnson and the entire alumni base of Vanderbilt University. Now that the ACC's 10th best team just marched into Nashville and knocked off the 'Dores, I guess the Gameday Crew has found another crush to pine over.

But really, who are we kidding? Gameday hasn't stopped fellating Tim Tebow, Urban Meyer and the entire city of Gainesville since 2006. The Commodores were clearly just a saucy business trip fling.

What's that you say? LSU coughed up another half-hundy today against Georgia? So perhaps UF's rout of the Tigers two weeks ago may not be all that? SILENCE! Baseball Tonight now presents the story of Tim Tebow's classic 1998 little league season in which he pitched a no-hitter in the league title game, removed his catcher's infected appendix at home plate, and fed the crowd of 72 with nothing more than a stale box of lemon heads.

Forgive me dear readers, for I'm a little punchy tonight. The ACC just had a spectacular day yet Florida and Georgia's routs of inconsequential Kentucky and LSU squads are deemed more noteworthy.

I will not go quietly into the night!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

think that deal the SEC signed with ESPN has anything to do with this?

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncaa/news/story?id=3553033

Anonymous said...

All I know is FSU is 6-1. Woo-Hoo!

Lee said...

Did you get my email with the conference rankings system? The Vandy/Duke result only make me more confident the ACC is just as good a LEAGUE as the SEC this year. Big 12 obviously light years ahead. Texas Tech...wow...